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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Izzy: Thanks fam!
Athena: Oh no.
Olympic Phryge: *cries* I love you too.
Mandeville: Sounds fake, but okay.
Wenlock: *A flustered mess*
Phevos: Can I get a refund?
Partially Generated: Wenlock and Mandeville have been swapped
Miraitowa: My mom is calling… hi mom.
Mandeville: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.
Huanhuan: *loud fake sexual noises*
Paralympic Phryge: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jingjing: *is asleep*
Izzy: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.
*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Paralympic Phryge: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Proteas: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Yingying: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Petra: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Someity: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Nini: It was a dare
Why do I feel like it's that one Zelda meme?
Paralympic Phryge: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Cobi: We were helping Huanhuan write their vows, but they kicked us out because Nini was making inappropriate suggestions.
Nini: How is “Proteas, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
lol it rhymes
Huanhuan: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Nini: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Yingying: Huanhuan. Answer the question, Huanhuan.
Huanhuan: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Huanhuan: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?
Nini: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Yingying: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Nini: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Yingying: It takes less than a minute.
Nini: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Yingying: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Nini: Like seven minutes??
Olympic Phryge: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Yingying: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Olympic Phryge? Your stove is enchanted!
Huanhuan: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.
Fu Niu Lele: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
Nokki: Wenlock is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Yingying: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Paralympic Phryge: Tackle them!
Jingjing: Dump them.
Tsukki: Kick them in the shin!
Wenlock: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Beibei: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Izzy will and will not eat.
Jingjing: Grass? Yes!
Beibei: Moss? Yes!!
Jingjing: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Beibei: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Jingjing: Worms? Sometimes!
Beibei: Rocks? Usually nah.
Jingjing: Twigs? Usually!
Beibei: Nokki's cooking? Inconclusive!
Copper: How did you… test this?
Beibei: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Copper: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Nokki: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Fu Niu Lele: How do I tell Wenlock that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Fully Generated: it's a funny coincidence with Wenlock and Gordon Ramsay
Athena: Damn, the power went out.
Magique: Don’t worry, I got this.
Magique: *stomps foot*
Athena: What-?
Magique: *Sketchers light up
Tsukki: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Sukki: Throw rocks at he.
Nokki: Hot Dogs.
Lekki: Kill him.
Tsukki: Thanks guys.
Sukki: Bad news—Tsukki locked themself outside of their own house.
Sukki: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Sukki: Bad news—Lekki finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, 2 months ago, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute owls.
Sukki: Good news—a cute owl saw me do it.
Sukki: Bad news—it was Nokki, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.
Partially Generated: 'when I was 13' was changed to '2 months ago'. Terms adjusted to owl terms accordingly.
Copper, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Powder: Gray.
Coal: Grey.
Copper, turning to Izzy: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Izzy: Dark white.
Fully Generated: fun coincidence with the full Salt Lake Trio
*Miraitowa dies in a game with ships*
Tom: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Tom: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Petra: Legend has it that Miraitowa still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Miraitowa: Of course I do.
Magique, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip-
Mandeville: In our favorite piece of shit!
Proteas: Doing 95!
Schuss: We’re gonna fucking die!
Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator):
HEY. YOU! YOU THERE WITH THE FACE! Look at this pigeon.
Huh. Neat.
Nokki: I don’t remember that.
Athena: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Nokki: ...No.
Athena: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
Nokki: Not especially, no.
Athena: It was in between those two things.
Lekki: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Lekki is such a nice person, Lekki is so happy-go-lucky! Lekki can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Lekki CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Lekki IS be in a bad mood.
Tom: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.
Miraitowa: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。
Tom: What the…?
Miraitowa: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました…
Tom: Is that actually the Bible?!
Miraitowa: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。
Tom: And you stopped breathing, too?!
Miraitowa: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。
Tom: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!
He should've seen that coming.
Cobi: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Miraitowa: You sleep with a teddybear.
Cobi: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Wenlock: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Wenlock: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Wenlock: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Schuss: This is Monopoly.
Nokki: What’s it like being tall?
Nokki: Is it nice?
Nokki: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Phevos: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Tsukki: It was one time!
Sukki: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Izzy, Wenlock, and Nokki: No!
Magique: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?
Izzy: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Magique: What does that mean?
Sukki: Come on, what happened? Wenlock?
Wenlock: Alright.
Izzy: No. Wenlock, we swore we’d never tell!
Nokki: They’ll never understand.
Wenlock: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive.
Wenlock: Izzy got stung by a jellyfish!
Izzy: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I- I couldn’t walk.
Nokki: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it.
Izzy: I was in too much pain.
Wenlock: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Nokki: And then Wenlock remembered something.
Wenlock: I’d seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.
Sukki: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Magique and Powder: EW!!
Izzy: You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at Wenlock*
Sukki, Magique, and Powder: Ew!
Wenlock: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.
Wenlock: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Nokki.
Nokki: Wenlock kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Wenlock: That’s because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.